Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.Student Laloo: Thank God ! I was born after that otherwise, I would have died before becoming prime minister..
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Naughty Student
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.Student Laloo: Thank God ! I was born after that otherwise, I would have died before becoming prime minister..
Stupid Indian Politician.
Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!US President: Wow! How many?
Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.
Side Effect of yoga....
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Faith Ful Dog.
Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.
Banta: Is this dog faithful ?
Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
Banta: Is this dog faithful ?
Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
Looking for earth.
Rohit: How much the earth is far from here?
Mohit: 1 kilo meter.
Rohit jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Mohit: Downwards !!
Mohit: 1 kilo meter.
Rohit jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Mohit: Downwards !!
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